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More haiku [Apr. 25th, 2007|10:52 pm]
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Brilliant performance!
Too bad no one did see it;
You weren't in your light.
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2007|12:39 pm]
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Two words that make Passover more bearable:
Matzah. Pizza.
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A Haiku [Apr. 5th, 2007|05:06 pm]
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My poor resume.
Sent to so many people;
Ends up in the trash.

-or-

Pictures of me,
Looking so hopeful and young...
Ignored by agents.
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2007|11:57 pm]
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The other dealer indicted in Dealer-Gate '07 didn't get his job back when I got mine back. Ken was right. Don't F with Lisa T. or her business.
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shh... I used Visa. [Mar. 28th, 2007|01:05 pm]
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[Current Mood |quixoticquixotic]
[Current Music |"I Buy the Drugs" - Electric Six]

24 studio quality portraits: $125
Stolen copy of Photoshop: $0
Retouching photos and adding borders
(using stolen copy of Photoshop): $0
75 copies of professional-quality headshot: $90
25 Press-and-seal 9x12" envelopes: $3.49
18 First-class stamps: $7.02
Getting rejected at all sorts of new auditions in person: PRICELESS
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2007|02:57 am]
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[Current Location |North Bergen, NJ]

Last night, I ran a charity poker tournament in North Bergen. 30 people played, buy-in was $80+20 (5,000 starting chips with optional $40 add-on for 3,000 more). I got the job because my poker buddy Bill got sick and couldn't do it, so he called me the day of.
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Phil Gordon quote [Mar. 11th, 2007|08:58 pm]
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I believe there are six qualities that one must possess to be considered "great" at their endeavor: aggression, patience, resiliency, observation, courage and an intense desire to improve.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/columns/story?columnist=gordon_phil&id=2759884
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She said I should be an English teacher [Mar. 11th, 2007|06:11 am]
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I'm looking for synonyms for the following words. Informal and slang are acceptable. Archaic gets bonus points. And no comments about a playwright without a thesaurus.

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What, your parents never gave you a word-a-day calendar? Its part of the reason I don't like Hannukkah!
(props to anyone who gets that reference)
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Quote of the day [Mar. 11th, 2007|05:02 am]
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[Current Location |Paramus, NJ]
[Current Mood |crappycrappy]

Spartan Dip: I'm not your fucking test subject.
Spartan Dip: I don't have fur.
Spartan Dip: I don't do mazes.
Spartan Dip: and...
Spartan Dip: I am not a pan-dimensional being searching for the meaning of life.
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How many of these first dates have you gone on? [Mar. 9th, 2007|01:22 pm]
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[Current Mood |nerdynerdy]
[Current Music |"Naked Pictures" -- Electric Six]

I've done a few of these myself

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